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Day n Nite have been buggin'
for me to start bloggin'
but me have been workin'
work work work until dyin'
but its a great feelin'
when pprl are readin'
all tht u are bloggin'
to all my fans, keep supportin (ya)

Release from Training oo |____| ~~Epd 3

Yo!! Nite thanks for the feedback
You can say, Me and Day are in the sack
soon, we are gonna get deck
and later put on a rack.

yeah yeah, so what, just sue me
me still bloggin when all else are like bees
is the assignment hard or is it just me
i still dont get it, what else i didnt see

I am done with episode 1,2 and 3
but questions i am still left with 3
of course waiting for Day to come and see
and rescue me, do a good deed.

ok ok, i am sien oledi
what to do, only ladies
are the guys not ready?
or they cant stand the sight of piggy?
(what i not cute meh?)

ai~~, live is hard, diet even harder
do u think making poem has made me madder?
why am i saying something out of the matter?
sheesh, the whole training just made me deader *_*

Tht's the end of the whole Trilogy. Training is finish at last and so i have to stow my creative jucies for the next thing that bores me......

Trapped in Training Room |___0_/\___| ~~ Epd 2

Boring here, me and Day
as usual, systems gone decay
what else to do, but to delay
can i go bloggin if i may.....
heck, i am bloggin as i please
but off my head if the trainer sees
a few more minutes connection will cease
so i better say my piece

aiya, issuing policy is a sore
why are damn requirements more and more
but Day says she'd done it before
just get it down to the core

Just look at Day havin' fun
bloggin away cause she is done
but poor piggy, coming undone
why requirement still come and come

Requirement begone at last
i better issue this fast fast
OMIGOD, trainer's eyes are on me like darts
SHIT, thinks she gonna put me in cast?

Ah last, issued!!! Problem sloved
Saves the assigment from going down the slope
For awhile the system had me dope
BUT.......I am the winner, or so i Hope ~~

(1st time poem writing, no bad eh, i would think those with TMS experiance will understand this more)

Trapped in a Training ROOM |__00__| ~~ Epd 1

Guess who i have today with me? YES YES YES...its no other than day!!! ~~clap~~ clap~~
So Day what are you doing? Day? DAY....!!!! why are u lookin at pprl's blog? what u are tagging when u are suppose to do training assignments? ~tsk~ tsk~~ ( at this moment Day give me a slap on the shoulder)...yeah yeah i know, i am bloggin too........hey wat to do? what is one suppose to do when one is equip with a super speed Internet connection PC, dumped in a room with 1 trainer and 100 adorably full of questions trainees....and the time now is 12.20p.m... WHAT? NO lunch yet............GAWD~~~ people can starve here !! it this survival camp or training camp? Bloggin at this moment is as natural as going to sleep............with 1 bad disadvatage...dunno who is the asshole who programmed the connection to terminate after a while....so i have to split this into a few episodes...HEY maybe i 'll do it in Lord of the Rings trilogy kind of thing.....Day...wat do u think? think it will sell huh? Day..............YO DAY, stop reading pprls blog and read mine instead....
OH, i just heard lunch time!!!! Best news of day....
~~end of episode 1 ~~

A BABY BOY?

Piggy got GOOD NEWS, piggy cousin gave birth to little piggy........weighing around 8lbs. Labour straight for 24 hours. WOW , no work tougher than that!! PIGGY SO happy, she is going back hometown to look at the new addition. Its the first of our fourth generation. WOW, where has the time gone........... its time for the 4th generation oledi? Looking at his photo bring back a lot of memories. Now piggy understands that life is cycle. Grandma give birth to ma, Ma give birth to piggy, Grandma dies, reincarnate into little piggy and piggy gave birth to little piggy......... thats the buddhist way la....hahahaha, ok no no no.
When piggy is veli young and veli naughty, piggy mum always say the greatest revenge she can get is for piggy to have a child just like piggy..........hm...is that good or bad. Being eternally optimistic, piggy decides that is a good thing, BUT piggy hope piggy baby will not be short and round like piggy. Hm....then piggy have to marry giraffe. A bit stupid never mind.......baby piggy can have giraffe looks and piggy brain...........BUT WAIT, what if baby piggy have piggy body and giraffe brain? Then it will be a moron............never mind piggy will give it for adoption to the monkeys.... kah ka ka ka ka

p/s : BTW where is bay bee dino? no bloggin at all. HUH!!

WAR of the Workflows

We have out grow Star Wars, We have read War of the Worlds, We have seen Alien VS Predators and we are lucky to be born after World War I, II, III. So what is this War of workflows? NO, not new game...but its a real life situation that will test your very survival skills. Only the swiftest, gifted and sliest WINS the race.

Imagine workflow is the world where we survive. Food is sacre...and the wild hunt has begun. All new animals are immediately hunted. HEY but it does not stop there! After hunting you must immediately eat it. IF you leave it in your farm, it will be stolen...... and we have the mad thief behbeh stealing stock. YES Mad thief BEHBEH!! And we the enforcers have to uphold justice!!!!! What we do? We steal back the stocks from him..he he he he ~~~~

Everyone is guarding their stock carefully. Especially piggy me! piggy only releaese stock when its ripe to be eaten and guard it like a er..... pig? PIGGY would rather DIE than let BEHBEH steal her stock......
ok time up. have to join war.....

mOOn Ah MooN ~ 0 ~

Its mooncake festival again \[^0^]/ . Its 2nd largest festival according to piggy's ranking..... lots of paper tang long, and can eat chu chai biscuit and round round mooncake. But piggy not like egg yolk, high cholestrol.

At this time of the year piggy always misses home. At home piggy will have massive lantern hanging at the front porch. Almost set porch on fire when lantern fell and burn.....AH such sweet memories. After decorating porch with lantern, will go visit cousin's house and see her decorate her mango tree with tang long. Piggy cousin dont have big porch so have to use the mango tree in front of house. Piggy cousin says very effective in killing ants. It also burnt one or two mangoes last year.........AH~~~~ piggy feels like going back hometown.

Piggy misses home, tang lung and food in home town..............

To do or NOT to do......that's the question

The farm piggy work is burning mid nite oil to hit target of 70M....OH WOW, we are sooo desparate that we have come up with business guidelines to push cases that otherwise would have been pending until doomsday. So happily piggy waive the magic wand, and approve so many cases, and being soooo happy that piggy is helping production...................

AT LAST........all good things must come an end. Piggy superior, was SHOCK, how can piggy follow rules bulat bulat....piggy dont use brain? Piggy body = bulat, nose = bulat, face = bulat, perut = bulat, of course rule follow bulat bulat................... then piggy veli mad and raise a lot of other issues.

AS a result, management become kiasu and make piggy life difficult. Piggy veli veli veli MAD. IF u want to do illegal, you might as well go all out, if NOT dont do at all. Taking half hearted measure and wanting to cover your butts is a NO NO for piggy. Just like if you have killed before, you can kill again, that kind of analogy.

Makes piggy sick to the core of the whole damn business. Piggy lost motivation. Piggy also give 1/2 hearted attempt for 1/2 hearted measures.

Kuching Amazing Race

Piggy went to bay Bee DIno 's hometown with a few pig and dog friends. It's a great adventure that starts from the company, poor piggy have to work and bad bad boss only let piggy go at 6.15pm. Piggy flight is 7.55pm......MA~MA~MIA..........piggy manage to got into monorail and landed in KL Sentral around 6.20pm. CHeck wallet, only got RM10 and need to buy ticket worth RM35. Worse is ATMs are out of order.......................... poor piggy 'sudah jatuh ditimpa tangga'
took out the hp and seriously thinking of just cancelling the whole trip, Is it worth the effort? to call, not to call, to call, not to call........................AH MA~~~~ in the end friendship prevails and piggy try her luck on the last ATM machine!!! OH YES, money is coming out and piggy rush to counter and just manage to hop into the 6.30 KLIA express, and the rest they say is history.........

Super + Bad = Supabad

Today the Chu chai got a super idea, he was extremely drowsy from insomia and he needed some caffeine boost to help him stay awake. Chu Chai normal medication for concentration is Nescafe with only half-a-cup of water. Chu Peng who on a recent trip down to Melaka, have bought some White Coffee for Chu Chai. The White Coffee doesnt help much for its caffeine content is not up to par with Nescafe.......

1 Lamp ,..... 2 Lamp ...... zzzzzzzzz ...... zzzzrrkkk ..... huh ? wat ? oh.... the story.....

Well, the super idea was to MIX (yea, u heard me hehe) the White Coffee and the Nescafe together. I wanted to turn it into a SUPER coffee. A coffee that is even fit for the Suspenderman. When I mixed it together, the ingredients was already filling half of the cup, in goes the hot water mixing it together. And a stir to the left, and a stir to the right, stirring round & round. *Drum Rolls* ......

Nescafe + White Coffee = WhiNesCoFee

Not a bad name for a MIX coffee ;). The 1st impression of this new breed of coffee was damn shiok. Shiok colour like a Nescafe Rich, and also damn shiok coffee aroma smell. However, as the saying goes....

Dont judge a book by its cover.....
How true it was, for all it was worth. This new breed of coffee was a SUPER disaster. It was WAAAAYYY to sweet to be called a coffee and it doesnt even have the "brain-kick-start-effect" that caffeine is supposed to bring. Worst off, the SUPER-big-mistake caused piggy to be even:

1. more drowsy
2. stomach discomfort
3. slow-down in front brain activity
4. whirlwind of a headache.

So, in all...... a BAD mixing decision , a BAD super drink , a BAD after-effect, and also a BAD day. SUPABAD !!! *oink oink ngeok ngeok*

The ASSHOLE rules

First, million THANKS to Bay bee D, for putting up with my wimps and demands and tantrums and sleepiness, and.............blah blah....THANKS. I will continue to be cute 4EVER.

OK where am I? OH YEAH, poor poor chu lui, cannot 'pang sai' at since the last 2 days. WHY? The jamban stuck!! OH BOO HOO~~~ worse is there is only 1 jamban. Therefore all shit need to be empty before going back home. Tension at work , tension at home..... Reminds me of the joke i heard long time ago.

The body parts all argue who is the most important, heart says its the most important, lung say its the most important, blah blah.... but when the asshole says its the most important, everyone laugh...So the asshole was angry and stop working for 3 days, Heart, lung, etc etc all become sick........SO no matter what asshole rules.........

Found out the error due to old houses, the loji najis is beneath our house and need to be emptied. GR....!!! say early early la..... After checking with INdah water, there is an OUTSTANDING BILL of 300++, WTF.............. THis definately is the worse news of the century~

Poor chu lui, who loves to sit inside the toilet reading manga!! worse is the whole house start to see a huge population of 'siew keong'

mama!!!

Chu Loi wans eat MCD

Ooo.. at last didnt sesat jalan today. Chu Loi didnt help much withe the direction in the car.. as usual, chu loi likes to doze off in the car, piggy's fav pastime. Chu Loi's tummy start growling and she thinks of MCD again, although she's still sick... "MCD again?!?" Hmm.. dunno why pamper her so much, maybe she's so cute with her CHU CHU LOOK. So, decided to drive her to MCD but ended up at the food court near MCD. haha.. coz yesterday sudah makan MCD. Too much of fast food not good for CHU LOI. need to keep fit & jaga health. Gosh, wish tomorrow no need to go back to work. Arrgghh..piles of work waiting. HELP!!! Nevermind, suffer one last day then can have a break. Gosh...haven't pack my stuff yet. Suppose to pack today but lazy, end up in here. haha.. tomolo will do last min packing. can't wait to go back n meet my friends and bring CHU LOI n gang go main main at my hometown. hmmm... CHU LOI visiting CAT CITY.. how interesting..kkekekek.. SUPER CHU CHAI wan join? MCD? CAT CITY?

[salak selatan] [bdr tun razak] [tasik selatan]

The craziest thing happen to me yesterday! little chu chai was on duty call to cyber. On the way home, friend drop me off salak selatan station. Bought the ticket hop on the train, waiting to disembark at hang tuah for dino cow to fetch me. Hear the conductor say, next station bdr tun razak. HOLY GOD!! i hope on the wrong train, GOT OUT ASAP and went to the other side. Glance at the sign on the way over, HOLY GOD!!! How come the other side IS going to Sri Petaling? Study the sign for like 100 hours, end up at the side i just disembark??? think think think....what happen?

a. Damn conductor say the wrong station?
b. Actually got in from tasik selatan but friend say salak selatan?
c. Got on wrong train?
d. GOT GHOST?

hm.....suddenly the hair at the back of my neck............sleep sleep

REUNION Time *clap *clap

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Hmmmm....cute eh...okok, stop playing.
Helo helo! At last I'm here..sorry for being late.
I had to go kick some butt before coming. I dun get it..why do they like their butts being kicked...I guess their butt itch a lot. Just hope I can be free from all these and hop on a plane to fly off. Up..Up.. and AWAY!!!
So, what's this CHU Kah-Chuk & New Barney Song doing here..hehe..
Gosh, now I feel so lost, like the UGLY DUCKLING...the only one NOT OINK OINK...maybe i should be a "dino under a pig's skin"..haha...
I'm so excited..COUNTDOWN for next week..wann go HOME!!!
hmm..maybe should countdown for 911 first...next target..No.10, J.S.I...
when we're all not around...CHU Kah-Chuk, dino & frens saved...
*Sigh*....kinda miss my CHU- butt coz not around today, km away...DINO lonely.. "I miss u..U miss me...One is here and one is there...With a li'l kam yu to keep me company....Won't be same coz you're not here.. .." Oh boy...i better get back to kick some butt now...cant MIA too long.

WELCOME TO THE FARM

WeLCome to the LAtEsT MEMBER!!!! at last he made it. Now only waiting for the cow to come.... Lets sing our theme song

Little Chue Chai Had a Farm
E ya E ya o
On her farm she has a pig.
E ya Eya O
and a oink oink here and a oink oink there

Little chu chai had a farm
eya eya o

** ok now, to check wat is taking the cow soooooo long. Grazing grass is it?

The New Barney Song

This Song is dedicated to all the "Barneys" out ther in the world.

I Hate u,
U Hate Me,
We are One Siao Family,
With a kick to the Butt,
And a Slap to the Arse,
Hating is not good for health.


Cheers

lets dance to the piggy song

hip hop piggy fart
put a big cork in ur butt
butt in butt out
fart the big cork out

butt small cork tight
push all your might
it will still be in sight

out comes the piggy fork
forking in forking out
popping the tight cork pop
out come gases, pop pop pop
attracting attentions of the cops
who faints from the pop pooping pop
piggy hip hop out

land in jail
with no bail
he can wail
but ........................
its to no avail

dances in the jail
to the piggy wail
calling piggy ails
outflies the piggies from stale
mission rescue piggy tail
pooping on the jail
spilling piggy from jail
hip hop piggy is happily wail --> yeah this one line a bit cacat

but unfortunately he trip on a pail
and landed back in jail
in the jail the piggy wails
poop from the jail jumps to the wail
merging to form one big poopy yale
goin crashing on the walls of jail

breaking hip hop piggy out to lay
hip hop piggy tails on a pail
out of the frail
into freedom tail

to india he sail
to venture into the holy trail
slow is he, the last buss he miss

miss and fleece with the geese
hip hop piggy grease via geese

bang into a tree piggy and geese
for feathers is all he see
geese hiss and pig pisses
what a sorry group on the road

Does hell run on computers?

Assuming there is a hell...........how the H*** they process cases? I think its akin to how insurance industries process cases? Do they use workflow? How many manpower they need? Are they running on microsoft? Must still be DOS since Bill Gates is still alive. Maybe they also have Jet, NJ, SNJ. Jet cases are people that are destinied to die. SNJ are people that can die when certain criteria are met. NJ are people that will die of old age or disease. Cases will be declined when miracle occur. Pretty cool? Maybe they will have campaigns too. Like Sept 11? I bet they will be processing like mad, working 24/7 ..like insurance campaign. Do they need to meet target? What if system breakdown? Why am i thinking all this? I should be going to heavan. Maybe heavan not so advance so what they have is just a database for data entry? Do they run wflow............................

Detach my body parts

Have you ever had a really really bad flu that u just wish u can detach ur nose out and soak it in hot water? Or have you ever been so busy that you dont even have time to go the toilet? yeah well, dont u wish your bladder can go empty itself. Lately i have been so busy that i wish my mouth can detach it self to go eat the lunch for me and my bladder can go empty itself. BUT if body parts can detach itself, can it find it 's way home? what if it went back to the wrong owner? hm...... boggles the mind when a girl end up with a male bladder? ka ka ka......must be siow working...... opps, just realise my bladder has been gone for > 1hour, better go find it....................